F*ck'ry

• 4 things You need to do if you’re over 30

  10th of January, 2011

  

  You’re out of school, working, have your own ride, 30 and somewhat independent. However, now that you have your own money and have begun on life’s path, there are a few rules that as an ADULT you need to start living by.   1. Move out yuh Muddah House!! You would think yuh have... read more...

   

• Ditch your Summer Fling

  10th of January, 2011

  

  Summer - the warmest season of the year in the northern hemisphere; it extends …blah, blah, blah. You’ve deleted your summer jam from your iPod, but what about that Summer Fling? At this point you wish you could actually fling him/her out of your life! Sorry, but time to wake up from that... read more...

   

• Recession - Proof Jobs

  10th of January, 2011

  

  Recession is a cold hard b*tch. She broke more hearts than a faulty pacemaker. But never fear... there are some jobs out there that could help you beat that b*tch like Ike Turner. Politicians: Let’s face it, we're always going to have Death, Taxes… and Politicians, The sweet life is an... read more...

   

• Walk of shame

  10th of January, 2011

  

  Let’s face it! No girl wants to be the weird rumpled-looking chick at 7 a.m. sneaking her way out the door in the pink neon dress, with raccoon eyes, impractical shoes, trying to be subtle. So you meet a sweet fella at the club and you get to talking. Buss a two flex... drink some... read more...

   

• Club position

  23rd of December, 2010

  

  What where you lime in the club says about YOU!! >>By the barIn the game a while now. You know buying a drink gets you the girl for a full 30 minutes, no contesting! Not to be confused with the con artistes looking to ‘lift’ a drink off you. >>By the entranceSecurity runs... read more...

   

• Why pot-hongs win

  23rd of December, 2010

  

  Pot Hound, Pot.hou.nd [pot-hong] -noun1. A mixed-breed dog with characteristics of two or more types of breeds 2. A descendant of feral or pariah dog populations. Synonyms: mutt, mongrel, tyke, cur, bitzer (bits of this, bits of that) The canine equivalent of a sweet reds, genetically... read more...

   

• We have no integrity

  23rd of December, 2010

  

  WE HAVE NO INTEGRITY JUST TEN DAYS AFTER PRESIDENT RICHARDS APPOINTED THE BOARD OF THE INTEGRITY COMMISSION, IT BUSS. Everybody done resign. Given that the only visible requirement for being an Integrity Commissionaire seems to be being really, really old, we eh surprised. Face it, old... read more...

   

• Interchange

  23rd of December, 2010

  

  INTERCHANGEIn the month since a whopping 650 metres of brand new black carpet was opened to the flustrated, steupsin’, baddrivin’ roadhogs (aka the public), the POS to East evening commute has eased up. It has also brought out the Trini in Trinidadians. THE OPENINGRibbons, fireworks, a... read more...

   

• Know your body type

  23rd of December, 2010

  

  MesomorphsAka the ‘gifted’ ones, usually athletic looking. Allyuh build muscle mass faster than most people and are able to lose fat rapidly when on the right training and diet. Get hot by: Doing heavy weight lifting performed explosively. The harder you work the more you get out of it. Eat... read more...

   

• When yuh clubbin too effin' much

  23rd of December, 2010

  

  WHEN YUH CLUBBIN TOO EFFIN’ MUCH Wednesday reach and you done lay out your outfit.  Here are some subtle signs that the club is becoming your second home. 1. You on a first name basis with the bouncers. 2. The bartenders know your drink by heart. 3. The security man pit bull does... read more...