"You saved my relationship!"
That was a first for me . You see, up until the age of 21, I was always the one credited as causing the breakup of other people's relationships . What can i say ? I was something of a man-whore ....but that's another story . Me ?!?! A saviour ?!?! Do tell...

So you've got yourself a stalker .
Congratulations !!!!
It's been proven if you're fat, ugly or broke, nobody's willing to waste their time on you .So you must be doing something half right