So you've got yourself a stalker .
Congratulations !!!!
It's been proven if you're fat, ugly or broke, nobody's willing to waste their time on you .So you must be doing something half right
I myself have had a stalker or two .I know you're wondering how I pulled that off considering my ever expanding gut, the fact that I only look good in my own mind and that I don't have two shillings to rub together ...right ? The answer is simple .
I'm hung like a horse baby!!
Big penis aside, if you've been throught the experience of being stalked by an ex-lover who is unwilling to give up that good lovin' then you know how scary it can be. Unbalanced people who stalk come in all sizes, shapes and colours..It can be difficult to see just how troubled they are until a relationship is formed and emotions are invested. Oftentimes, when you do figure out that the person you're with is a real nut job, it's too late to let them down easy and they are "hooked." Here are a few tips on getting away from someone that you no longer want to be with, when they refuse to let you go
Stand Your Ground
If you tell the person that the relationship is over and they cry , don't soften and try to comfort them. If anything that should strenghten your reslove to leave their sorry ass. No one likes a cry-baby, that shit ain't sexy! Say what you have to say and keep your boundaries firm. If the person sees that their bitchassness sparks a sympathetic reaction from you,they're going to try and milk it for whatever they can to "buy time." Don't fall for it .If you buckle, then you're the bitch for sending mixed messages and the person will think that there is hope.Show that there is no hope ,and that the relationship is indeed OVER.No long drawn out explanation is necessary. It is what it is. They may want to have "closeure" and try to bargain or discuss it with you. Nip it in the bud quickly and get to the point when you break it off, don't get sucked into re-explaining it . The person knows it's over, but wants to keep you talking.
Time To Change That Number
If ya'll got kids...basically you're screwed. That bitch is gonna be in your life forever. The only consolation is that being the child's mother or father automatically entitles you to fall in every now and then to tap that ass. Otherwise thank the good Lord that you used protection every time you guys had sex and cut off contact with the person you no longer want to be with. Many times they won't take "no" for an answer and will keep pushing. Change your home phone or cell phone numbers if necessary. Sim cards are like what $25?!?! It shouldn't be too hard .Tell others that the two of you knew together that the relationship is over, and not to encourage him/her to reconcile because there is no hope of it, end of story. The idea is to discourage anyone from giving your ex any information about yout to feed their "addiction.
Make Sure The Crib is Safe
Change password access on your Pc or laptop , so unauthorised people cannot use it. Stalkers or girlfriends(also known as pre-stalkers),may try to access your email or usage history.If they are desperate enough and have a key to your house,they might try to come in whn you aren't home.
Pause.
If you're a guy ask yourself "Why the f**k does she have a key to my place ?"
That ain't pimpin' son .That's some bitchassness right there ! Change your home locks if necessary.Make sure all the doors and windows are locked. It's better to be safe than sorry when it comes to an overzealous f**k friend who just won't go away.
If you're unlucky enough to encounter someone needy and obsessed who stalks you,cut the relationship off and don't look back.Don't be flattered by all the attention,or taken in by their sadness. Don't talk to ,see or email the person.Leave them totally alone and go about your life. Don't be predictable,so you're stalker isn't sure when you're coming and going. In time most stalkers will find a new "target(re: boyfriend/girlfriend) and back away. The more dangerous ones won't though. So trust your gut and if you feel in danger,get help immediately.It can be a matter of life or death. Never underestimate someone who doesn't take "no" for an answer. The storm will pass, just give it time. Just watch your back and take precautions to stay safe throughout the process